Today I turned to my boyfriend and said, "For Valentine's Day, can we go on a boat ride to the moon? And shoot arrows at the little men who sleep on the stars?" Then I added that I would ensure that all the sharks (sky-sharks, he called them) would go home, and they would be of no concern to us, as he is afraid of oceanic creatures.
And do you know what he said to me? Not "yes", not "let's do it", not "whatever you want." He turned to me and said, "You are a booger."
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